a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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