I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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