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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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