So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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