Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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