Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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