If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
