Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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