yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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