oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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