Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
and you fell through a lawn chair
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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