im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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