What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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