I wish i was in the wii world.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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