My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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