I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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