My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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