Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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