even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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