Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
worst night to have a conscience
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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