i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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