dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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