I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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