I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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