I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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