hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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