Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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