we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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