She's JV to your varsity
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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