if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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