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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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