Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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