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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
my poor anus
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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