Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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