So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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