: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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