Do vagina's smell?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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