Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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