I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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