your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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