Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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