She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
the liver wants what the liver wants
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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