plz talk dirty to me
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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