Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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