Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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