Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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