But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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