I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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