He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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