she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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