I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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