you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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