What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We need to get me chipped asap
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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