How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Couch. On fire.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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