Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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