bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I came so hard my ears popped.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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