I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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