I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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