I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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